I
wanna meet the person who invented the double dong and shake their
hand. It takes a stroke of pure genius to glue together two dildos
and then sandwhich it between two horny gals. They should make 'em
two colors tho so you can tell which girl is takin' it the deepest.
Scary
looking asian girls are still asian none the less. There are those
that are obviously asian and then there are those that try too hard
to look "extra" asian. As for China here, I have no idea
what the fuck her problem is. At least she's still horny like an
asian.
Sabrine's
ass is amazing. And when I say ass I don't mean her little dudunkadunk
but more specifically her big brown eye. That thing is so small.
How can it take a big ol' cock up inside of it? One day with the
help of extensive research done by the gay community its secrets
will finally be unlocked.
Two
women going at it is hot. Two women going at it with a dildo is
even hotter. And two women going at it with a strap on is the ultimate
hottness. However I feel sorry for Tina Toy's boyfriend tho. She
seems to like that strap on a little too much. Watchout buddy. Make
sure she knows that you're the man.
Its
bad enuff that your girlfriend is a pornstar and humping other guys,
but when she states on film that your penis isn't really big, well,
I guess that just robs you of a little bit of your manhood. Small
penis or not, its still ok. You got bragging rights for bangin'
a pornstar.
Now
who doesn't love a girl who tries to deep throat a cock? And not
just because she can but because she knows that guys like that sort
of thing. But I think the last guy went a little too far with Ming
Lee cuz now she has a speech impediment. Cock sucking with a lisp.
Now that's hot.
Cumshots
should be an Olympic event. They involve stamina, endurance, timing
and accuracy. This guy would definitely get the gold medal for distance.
Straight from Yumi's pussy he scores a direct hit straight across
her face. A feat only accomplished by a true athlete.
Damn,
I need to get in good with some porn producers. Apparently they
give out sessions with their actresses as birthday presents. All
I get from my friends are gift certificates to stores I don't shop
in. Pussy always makes a better gift. Ladies take note.